I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't

The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed To Be A Big Deal. It Flies In Undetected, Bombs, Then Flies Away. Hell, I've Been Doing That All My Life.

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.

For The First Time, You Can Actually See The Losers Turn Green

Dying Is To Be Avoided Because It Can Ruin Your Whole Career.