Dying Is To Be Avoided Because It

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

I Like A President Who Tells Jokes Instead Of Appointing Them.

I Always Like To Go To Washington D.c. It Gives Me A Chance To Visit My Money.

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.