It Is A Great Art To Be

The Wheel That Squeaks The Loudest Is The One That Gets The Grease.

I Called My Cat William Because No Shorter Name Fits The Dignity Of His Character. Poor Old Man, He Has Fits Now, So I Call Him Fitz-william.

A Man Cannot Learn To Be Wise Any More Than He Can Learn To Be Handsome.

Some Folks Are Wise And Some Otherwise.

The Man Whose Only Pleasure In Life Is Making Money, Weighs Less On The Moral Scale Than An Angleworm.