The Squeeky Wheel Gets The Grease.

When A Man Comes To Me For Advice, I Find Out The Kind Of Advice He Wants, And I Give It To Him.

Beauty Is A Very Handy Thing To Have, Especially For A Woman Who Ain't Handsome.

There Never Yet Was A Mother Who Taught Her Child To Be An Infidel.

Doesn't Know Much, But Leads The League In Nostril Hair.

There Are Lots Of People Who Mistake Their Imagination For Their Memory.