It Is A Great Rush To Come

I Have A Wandering Eye And A Lazy Eye So They Cancel Each Other Out. It's A Push.

As A Comedian, You're Kind Of Like A Blues Musician; You Have To Live A Little Bit.

I'd Been Doing Some Light-beer Commercials For Budweiser And Coors, And I Was Doing Stand-up Comedy. I Wanted To Get Into The Acting World, And My Agent Sent Me On Audition And They Liked It.

I Tried To Read The Bible, I Did, But It Always Felt Like A Much Less Awesome Lord Of The Rings.

It Seems Like All The Sitcoms On Now, The Families Are Kind Of Dysfunctional.