It Is Awful Hard To Get People

It Sure Did Kick Up Some Excitement In The Senate When One Senator Called The Other Senators 'sons Of Wild Jackasses.' Well, If You Thought It Made The Senators Hot, You Wait Till You See What Happens When The Jackasses Hear How They Have Been Slandered.

Ten Men In Our Country Could Buy The Whole World And Ten Million Can't Buy Enough To Eat.

I Have Always Claimed Americans Didn't Want A Drink As Bad As They Wanted The Right To Take A Drink If They Did Happen To Want One.

The Schools Ain't What They Used To Be And Never Was.

Everybody Is Ignorant, Only On Different Subjects.