The Schools Ain't What They Used To

A Man Who Dies Without Adequate Life Insurance Should Have To Come Back And See The Mess He Created.

Be A Politician; No Training Necessary.

If A Bank Fails In China, They Behead The Men At The Top Of It That Was Responsible... If We Beheaded All Of Ours That Were Responsible For Bank Failures, We Wouldn't Have Enough People Left To Bury The Heads.

Worrying Is Like Paying On A Debt That May Never Come Due.

You Know, A Communist's Whole Life Work Is Based On Complaint Of How Everything Is Done.... So If They Ever Get Their Country Running Good They Will Defeat Their Own Cause.