It Is Easier To Be Virtuous Than

Laughter Is The Sensation Of Feeling Good All Over And Showing It Principally In One Place.

I Don't Never Have Any Trouble In Regulating My Own Conduct, But To Keep Other Folks' Straight Is What Bothers Me.

Good Nonsense Is Good Sense In Disguise.

It Strains A Man's Philosophy The Worst Kind To Laugh When He Gets Beat.

There Is Gravity In Wisdom, But No Particular Wisdom In Gravity.