It Is Easy To Make Promises -

Yes, Cannabis Is Dangerous, But No More Than Other Perfectly Legal Drugs. It's Time For A Rethink, And The Tory Party - The Funkiest, Most Jiving Party On Earth - Is Where It's Happening.

It Just Happens I Write Fast And Always Have Done.

We Need To Remember That We Can't Compete Endlessly With Other Nations That Set Their Income Taxes Substantially Lower Than Ours. They Will Attract Jobs, And Investment. They May Generate More Tax - And They May Even Persuade Their Tennis Champs To Run That Extra Half Yard

It Is Said That The Queen Has Come To Love The Commonwealth, Partly Because It Supplies Her With Regular Cheering Crowds Of Flag-waving Picaninnies; And One Can Imagine That Blair, Twice Victor Abroad But Enmired At Home, Is Similarly Seduced By Foreign Politeness. They Say He Is Shortly Off To The Congo. No Doubt The Ak47s Will Fall Silent, And The Pangas Will Stop Their Hacking Of Human Flesh, And The Tribal Warriors Will All Break Out In Watermelon Smiles To See The Big White Chief Touch Down In His Big White British Taxpayer-funded Bird.

I Firmly Believe That Volunteering Is Good For Our Society And Brings Communities Together. It's A Fantastic Opportunity To Get Involved In Your Local Community, To Meet New People And To Gain A Sense Of Pride And Achievement.