It Is Impossible For A Cyclops To

Whenever I Try To Spell 'banana,' I Feel Stupid Because I Don't Know When To End It.

My Friend Has Hand Soap That Smells Like Coconut. It's Nice. Unless Your Hands Are Dirty From Coconuts.

How Fast Does A Zebra Have To Run Before It Looks Gray.

I'm So Secretive That When Someone Asks Me, Hey, Can You Keep A Secret? I Say That's None Of Your Business.

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