It Is Impossible For A Cyclops To

There's A Very Fine Line Between Giving Someone The Heimlich Maneuver And Dry-humping A Stranger.

Stand Up Is Really Fun Because If I Think Of A Joke Or A Funny Idea, Then I Can Just Go And Tell Some People And If They Laugh, They Laugh Right Away.

I Wonder If It's Rude For A Deaf Person To Talk With Food In Their Hands.

Never Be Less Interesting Than Your Refrigerator Magnets.

I Want To Launch A Globe Into Space Just To Mess With The Astronauts.