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Men Are Not Against You, They Are Merely For Themselves.

He Has A Profound Respect For Old Age. Especially When It's Bottled.

A Man Who Makes A One-dollar Profit On His Expense Account Is Dishonest. A Man Who Loses Five Cents On One Is A Damned Fool.

The Best Way To Become A Successful Writer Is To Read Good Writing, Remember It, And Then Forget Where You Remember It From.

Never Thank Anybody For Anything, Except A Drink Of Water In The Desert -and Then Make It Brief.