Men Are Not Against You, They Are

An Editor Should Have A Pimp For A Brother So He'd Have Someone To Look Up To.

News Is History Shot On The Wing. The Huntsmen From The Fourth Estate Seek To Bag Only The Peacock Or The Eagle Of The Swifting Day.

The Best Way To Become A Successful Writer Is To Read Good Writing, Remember It, And Then Forget Where You Remember It From.

He Has A Profound Respect For Old Age. Especially When It's Bottled.

I Will Be Brief. Not Nearly So Brief As Salvador Dali, Who Gave The World's Shortest Speech. He Said I Will Be So Brief I Have Already Finished, And He Sat Down.