News Is History Shot On The Wing.

A Man Who Makes A One-dollar Profit On His Expense Account Is Dishonest. A Man Who Loses Five Cents On One Is A Damned Fool.

Love And Memory Last And Will So Endure Till The Game Is Called Because Of Darkness.

Men Are Not Against You, They Are Merely For Themselves.

I Will Be Brief. Not Nearly So Brief As Salvador Dali, Who Gave The World's Shortest Speech. He Said I Will Be So Brief I Have Already Finished, And He Sat Down.

Every Man Should Be Allowed To Love Two Cities, His Own And San Francisco