An Editor Should Have A Pimp For

I Will Be Brief. Not Nearly So Brief As Salvador Dali, Who Gave The World's Shortest Speech. He Said I Will Be So Brief I Have Already Finished, And He Sat Down.

It Is No Disgrace To Rest A Bit.

Don't Be Dismayed By The Opinions Of Editors, Or Critics. They Are Only The Traffic Cops Of The Arts.

Never Thank Anybody For Anything, Except A Drink Of Water In The Desert -and Then Make It Brief.

A Man Who Makes A One-dollar Profit On His Expense Account Is Dishonest. A Man Who Loses Five Cents On One Is A Damned Fool.