An Editor Should Have A Pimp For

It Is No Disgrace To Rest A Bit.

A Man Who Makes A One-dollar Profit On His Expense Account Is Dishonest. A Man Who Loses Five Cents On One Is A Damned Fool.

Men Are Not Against You, They Are Merely For Themselves.

I Will Be Brief. Not Nearly So Brief As Salvador Dali, Who Gave The World's Shortest Speech. He Said I Will Be So Brief I Have Already Finished, And He Sat Down.

Love And Memory Last And Will So Endure Till The Game Is Called Because Of Darkness.