Love And Memory Last And Will So

Writing Is Easy. All You Do Is Stare At A Blank Sheet Of Paper Until Drops Of Blood Form On Your Forehead.

A Man Who Makes A One-dollar Profit On His Expense Account Is Dishonest. A Man Who Loses Five Cents On One Is A Damned Fool.

Sometimes I Think My Writing Sounds Like I Walked Out Of The Room And Left The Typewriter Running.

Love And Memory Last And Will So Endure Till The Game Is Called Because Of Darkness.

He Has A Profound Respect For Old Age. Especially When It's Bottled.