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Some Men Love Truth So Much That They Seem To Be In Continual Fear Lest She Should Catch A Cold On Overexposure.

When You've Told Someone That You've Left Them A Legacy The Only Decent Thing To Do Is To Die At Once.

For Truth Is Precious And Divine, Too Rich A Pearl For Carnal Swine.

The Dead Should Be Judged Like Criminals, Impartially, But They Should Be Allowed The Benefit Of The Doubt.

A Man's Friendships Are, Like His Will, Invalidated By Marriage - But They Are Also No Less Invalidated By The Marriage Of His Friends.