It Is Not How Old You Are,

That's The Unfortunate Thing About Death. It's So Terribly Final.

It Is Not How Old You Are, But How You Are Old.

I Never Weep Over Lost Money, For I Figure I'd Rather Go To The Poorhouse Once Than Go There Every Day.

Character Is What You Have When Nobody Is Looking.

I'm Too Homely For A Prima Donna And Too Ugly For A Soubrette.