It Is Not Much Trouble To Doctor

Love Is Like The Measles; We Can't Have It Bad But Once, And The Later In Life We Have It The Tougher It Goes With Us.

Fashion Makes Fools Of Some, Sinners Of Others, And Slaves Of All.

Love Looks Through A Telescope; Envy, Through A Microscope.

Most People Repent Their Sins By Thanking God They Ain't So Wicked As Their Neighbors.

The Best Time For You To Hold Your Tongue Is The Time You Feel You Must Say Something Or Bust.