It Is Not Right To Exult Over

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Few Sons Are Equal To Their Fathers; Most Fall Short, All Too Few Surpass Them.

Strife, Only A Slight Thing When She First Rears Her Head But Her Head Soon Hits The Sky As She Strides Across The Earth.

O Friends, Be Men, And Let Your Hearts Be Strong And Let No Warrior In The Heat Of Fight, Do What May Bring Him Shame In Others' Eyes

By Jove The Stranger And The Poor Are Sent, And What To Those We Give, To Jove Is Lent.