It Is Possible To Be Dumb And

Once You Pass Forty, A Dime Isn't Worth Bending Over To Pick Up If You Drop One.

My Own Time Is Passing Fast Enough Without Some National Game To Help It Along.

I'd Like To Take Some Calculus, Too. I Have Absolutely No Ability In That Direction And Not Much Interest, Either, But There's Something Going On In Mathematics That I Don't Understand, And I'd Like To Find Out What It Is.

No One Ever Writes A Book In Which He Is The Bad Guy.

Christians Talk As Though Goodness Was Their Idea But Good Behavior Doesn't Have Any Religious Origin. Our Prisons Are Filled With The Devout.