It Looks Like Garbage, My Ass. But

I've Got Like A Week And A Half Left, All Bets Are Off.

I Don't Know How This Company Got The Name National Shakespeare Company, Because It Was Literally Like Retards Employing Retards.

My Mother Was Very, Very Protestant. I Grew Up Presbyterian, And I Went To Church Every Sunday Until I Was 18. I Was Forced To.

If You Have A Secret, People Will Sit A Little Bit Closer.

Sometimes We Have To Actually Say, I Think You're Really Funny, But None Of Your Jokes Are Going To Make It On The Air. So Just Answer My Questions. Seriously.