It Makes You All Look Like Dracula's

The French Don't Know How To Cook Breakfast.

It's My Custom To Say Something Flattering To Begin With So I Shall Be Excused If I Put My Foot In It Later On.

It Seems To Me That It's The Best Way Of Wasting Money That I Know Of. I Don't Think Investments On The Moon Pay A Very High Dividend.

People Say After A Fire It's Water Damage That's The Worst. We're Still Drying Out Windsor Castle.

This Could Only Happen In A Technical College.