It Must Be A Terrible Pressure To

The Male - I Have Found - Is A Domestic Animal Which, If Treated With Firmness And Kindness, Can Be Trained To Do Most Things.

The Only Thing A Whirlwind Courtship Does Is Blow Dust In Everyone's Eyes.

The Letter Of Application ... Should Be A Masterpiece Of Fiction, Papering Over All The Cracks. Get It Properly Typed On Decent Writing Paper. Never Let It Run Over The Page, People Get Bored With Reading.

I Would Really Like To Spend More Time With The Family. Every Time I Go Abroad I Miss Them All Dreadfully.

I'm Not Wild About Holidays. They Always Seem A Ludicrously Expensive Way Of Proving There's No Place Like Home.