It Really Drives Me Banana Sangwich.

I Love Singing Along To The Radio While I'm Riding In The Back Of A Squad Car.

Why Do Bad Guys In Movies Always Love To Whistle Really Slowly?

Strip Clubs Are Great Places To Meet Interesting People You Only Wanna Know For About 40 Minutes.

Sometimes, When A Person Gains A Lot Of Success At A Very Young Age, They Become Targets, And It's Really Easy To Follow The Crowds And Not Make Independent Decisions Based On Truly How You Feel.

I Once Overheard The Sweetest Old Woman Behind Me On A Train Tell Her Adorable Old Husband As He Scoffed Down A Ham Sandwich She Had Brought Along, "if You Ever Yell At Me To "stop Bringing A Ham Sandwich With Me Every Where We Go" Again? Next Time I'm Bringing A Gun. And I'm Blowing Your God Damn Head Off."