It's A Good Thing I Was Born

I Think God Gave Us Talent Because He Screwed Up Our Hair

People Get A Kick Out Of My Stupidity.

Even Now, If I Am Thinking About Spending A Lot Of Money On Clothing Or Furniture, I Think 'i Can't Spend So Much Money On One Thing; My Poor Old Daddy Could Have Raised His Family Five Years On That!'

I'm Very Upfront And Very Honest. I Don't Let A Bunch Of Stuff Fester And Boil Over.

I Never Want Anything More Than What's Fair. The Problem Is, I Never Want Anything Less Either. In The Old-boy School Of Business, If A Woman Walks Away From The Table With What's Rightfully Hers, The Man Feels Screwed.