It's All Bullshit, Folks And It's Bad

Every Day I Break My Own Personal Record For Number Of Days I Have Been Alive.

Kilometers Are Shorter Than Miles. Save Gas, Take Your Next Trip In Kilometers.

Life Is A Near-death Experience.

As Powerful As Anyone May Claim God To Be, Somehow He Always Needs Money.

In Hawaii They Say, "aloha." That's A Nice One, It Means Both "hello" And "good-bye" Which Just Goes To Show, If You Spend Enough Time In The Sun You Don't Know Whether You're Coming Or Going.