It's Been Said That Love Finds You

Why, The Little Voice Inside My Head, Of Course. You Mean You Don't Have One? I Did.

Do You Like To Eat Things? -i Love Eating. I List It As A Hobby.

You're A Diabolical Little Pyro, Aren't You? He Blushed Modestly.

The Hardest Part About Parenting Is When I Have To Be The Dad--aka The Fun-sucker--as Opposed To Being A Friend.

The Vampire Underworld Is Much Larger Than Most People Could Imagine. It Exists In All The Cities Mentioned In The Book, But Also In Many, Many More. Teenagers, Especially, Seem To Like To Act Out Vampire Fantasies.