It's Cool To Go To A Place

If You See Me At A Restaurant, Blow Me A Kiss, Wave, Blow Me Another Kiss, Then Walk Five Steps Backward.

Anyone Who Bombs Is My Friend.

I Had Temping Jobs Also. I Liked The Flexibility. There Was No Asking For Time Off; You Just Didn't Work.

I Used To Write Things Out Beforehand. But Sometimes It Backfires

And The Goal Really Is To Make The Audience Laugh, To Bring Them Some Joy.