It's Easier To Ask For Money From

I Was So Drunk The Whole Time That I Took Bottles For Girls And Girls For Bottles.

When A Woman Isn't Beautiful, People Always Say, 'you Have Lovely Eyes, You Have Lovely Hair.'

There Is Nothing New In Art Except Talent.

Posterity Will Say As Usual: "in The Past Things Were Better, The Present Is Worse Than The Past.

Tsars And Slaves, The Intelligent And The Obtuse, Publicans And Pharisees All Have An Identical Legal And Moral Right To Honor The Memory Of The Deceased As They See Fit, Without Regard For Anyone Else's Opinion And Without The Fear Of Hindering One Another.