It's Easy To Smile When You Have

Men Look At Breasts The Way Women Look At Babies. 'aw, Isn't That Lovely?'

In The Same Way, There Is Some Creature Gnawing Away Inside Of Me, Urging Me To Do Things In Different Ways.

People Will Kill You Over Time, And How They'll Kill You Is With Tiny, Harmless Phrases, Like 'be Realistic.'

I Was Lucky In The Sense That I Was Never Blessed With An Overly Reflective Nature.

You Try Various Things When You're Growing Up. I Was An Attache In The Foreign Service For A While And Then I Drove A Bulldozer, But Neither Of Those Panned Out For Me So It Had To Be Stand-up.