It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask

Men Who Do Things Without Being Told Draw The Most Wages.

When I Was 3 Years Old, My Parents Got A Dog. I Was Jealous Of The Dog, So They Got Rid Of Me.

My Mom Took Me To A Dog Show And I Won!!

The Sign On The Bar Said: 'girls- Topless, Bottomless', I Went Inside And There Was Nobody There!

One Time My Whole Family Played Hide And Seek. They Found My Mother In Pittsburgh!