It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask

Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?

I Get No Respect... I Tell You, When I Was Born, The Doctor Smacked My Mother

Once I Pulled A Job, I Was So Stupid. I Picked A Guy's Pocket On An Airplane And Made A Run For It.

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.

I Had Plenty Of Pimples As A Kid. One Day I Fell Asleep In The Library. When I Woke Up, A Blind Man Was Reading My Face.