It's Money. I Remember It From When

A Laugh Is A Weird Sound, And When You Get A Couple Thousand People Making It At Once, It's Really Strange. But When I Can Feel Proud Of Myself For Causing It, It's Great.

Great News! Hosting Oscars Counts Five Hours Toward My Community Service!

I'm A Baby. I Sleep Like A Baby - I'm Up Every Two Hours. And I Think A Lot. I Worry A Lot. I Have Great Nights Of No Sleep Where Ideas Come.

Women Need A Reason To Have Sex, Men Just Need A Place.

Nothing Can Take The Sting Out Of The World’s Economic Problems Like Watching Millionaires Present Each Other With Golden Statues.