It's Nice To Be Short, Because People

Your Ability To Navigate And Tolerate Change And Its Painful Uncomfortablene Ss Directly Correlates To Your Happiness And General Well-being. See What I Just Did There? I Saved You Thousands Of Dollars On Self-help Books. If You Can Surf Your Life Rather Than Plant Your Feet, You Will Be Happier.

You Aren't Allowed To Feel Special, But No One Knows The Specific Ways You Are In Pain.

Girls Have To Fight Against A Lot Of The Same Stuff We Did Growing Up... Peer Pressure, Exploitation, Etc. But What Worries Me The Most Is This Trend That Caring About Something Isn't Cool. That It's Better To Comment On Something Than To Commit To It. That It's So Much Cooler To Be Unmotivated And Indifferent.

Symmetry Is Pleasing But Not As Sexy. Einstein Is Cool But Picasso Knows What I'm Talking About.

Ang Lee's Been Nominated For Best Director For "life Of Pi," Which Is What I'm Going To Call The Six Weeks After I Take This Dress Off.