It's Not A Crime To Get Drunk.

As I've Said Many Times, The Single Most Oppressed Class In America Right Now Is The Teenager.

Discourse Is Fleeting, But Junk Mail Is Forever.

Almost Every Venerable Tradition At A Men's Club Starts Out As A Joke.

I Love Martin Scorsese, But There's Another Indication Of What The Oscars Are All About. They've Ignored Martin Scorsese For Going On 35 Years Now, And I Wouldn't Be Surprised If They Passed Him Over Again. He'll Get One Of The Oscars They Give You At The End Of Your Life Because They Feel Guilty For Never Giving You An Oscar.

A Universal Draft Is Most Often The Instrument Of Third World Dictators.