It's Not As If I Can Just

I Don't Know If Many People Know This About Me, But I Have Multiple Sclerosis. So I Don't Have Time For A Lot Of Shades Of Gray. I Don't Have Time For Bs.

There's Nothing Wrong Or Evil About Having A Bad Day. There's Everything Wrong With Making Others Have To Have It With You.

I Think God Is A Pretty Fair Guy, So Tithing Is A Pretty Fair Process.

A Lot Of Lawyers Are Set To Tell Me That It's Not My Fault I Like To Eat.

The Other Day At A Drive-through, I Reminded The Teenage Girl Serving Me That She Forgot My Drinks. She Looked At Me, Hissed, Rolled Her Eyes, And Then Took Her Sweet Time Getting Me The Sodas.