It's Not Foreign For Me To Be

The Funniest Thing Is When Somebody Says "look I've No Idea Who You Are But My Friend Said You Are On A Show And I Just Wanted To Introduce Myself" You Know That They Are Lying! Those People Can Just Get Out Of My Way.

I've Just Found Out There Are Pages On The Internet Dedicated To Whether I'm Gay Or Not.

I Was A Very Good Tennis Player In Ottawa, Canada - Nationally Ranked When I Was, Like, 13. Then I Moved To Los Angeles When I Was 15, And Everyone In L.a. Just Killed Me. I Was Pretty Great In Canada. Not So Much In Los Angeles.

When I Die, I'd Like 'friends' To Be Listed Behind 'helping People.'

I Don't Need To Be Reminded That I Was On 'friends.' I Remember - Some Of It, Anyway.