It's Not How You Pick Your Nose,

I've Been Working On My Relationship With My Parents And My Sister Over The Years.

I Used To Drink Beer And Smoke Pot Before I Played. Now I Drink Tequila And Smoke Pot. So It's A Little Different

Prosthetic Head Is Better Than No Head In The Morning.

I Never Completed High School And I Am Very Rich And Very Successful.

I Am No Longer Married, So Ladies... There You Go.