It's Really Fun To Watch Yourself Disappear

There's Never Enough Money, There's Never Enough Time, There's Never Enough Reliable Help Around, Anything You Plan Always Goes Wrong - It's Just Hard To Be Human, Isn't It?

I Like To Say I Don't Have A Fear Of Heights. I Have A Fear Of Human Error. I'm Very Concerned About Stupidity.

I'm Really Interested In Making Movies That People See: I've Made A Lot Of Independent Films And It's Really Depressing When No One Sees Them.

I Am Never Embarrassed By Something That Makes People Laugh.

I Play Rock Band, Which Is Guitar Hero Times Ten. You Can Play With Four People, So When You Have Parties, You Have A Real Band. Nobody Ever Wants To Sing, So I'm Always The One Throwing Down On The Mic.