It's Rough To Go Through Life With

All My Wife Wanted For Valentine's Day Was A Little Card - American Express.

In Washington, A Man Gets Up To Speak And Doesn't Say A Thing, And The Other Men Disagree With Him For Three Hours.

I Like To Do Things For My Wife On Valentine's Day. I Open The Door For Her When She Puts Laundry In The Washing Machine.

A Committee Is A Group That Keeps Minutes And Loses Hours.

I Gave My Wife A Gift Certificate For Christmas. She Ran Out To Exchange It For A Bigger Size.