My Sister-in-law Found A Real Surprise In

On Valentine's Day, I Wired Flowers For My Mother-in-law, But She Found The Fuse.

Experience Is What You Have After You've Forgotten Her Name.

I Bought My Kid An Educational Toy To Help Him Make It Through Life. No Matter How You Put It Together, It's Wrong.

Poverty Is Not A Disgrace, But It's Terribly Inconvenient.

I Bought An Ideal Gift For My Mother-in-law - A Battery-operated Mouth.