My Sister-in-law Found A Real Surprise In

The Post Office Is Very Careful Nowadays. When They Get A Package Marked "fragile," They Throw It Underhand.

A Good Wife Always Forgives Her Husband When She's Wrong.

Valentine's Day - A Nice Holiday Because It's The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Wife.

I Bought My Son A Bat For Christmas. On New Year's It Flew Away.

We Inherit A Lot From Our Parents: Mom's Eyes, Dad's Chin, And The Attitude Of Whichever Parent Isn't Punishing You At The Moment. All Of Those Things We Have Our Mom's To Thank For."if Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?"