A Good Wife Always Forgives Her Husband

I Know Why Superman Left Krypton. Earth Was The Only Place Where He Could Get Steriods!

I Have A Brother Who Is Afraid To Go To Sleep, He Dreams He's Working.

One Teacher Recently Retired With A Half-million Dollars After 30 Years Of Working Hard, Caring, Dedicating Herself And Totally Immensing Herself In The Problems Of The Students. That Gave Her $50. The Rest Of The Money Came From The Death Of A Rich Uncle.

Your Marriage Is In Trouble If Your Wife Says, 'you're Only Interested In One Thing,' And You Can't Remember What It Is.

I Live To Laugh, And I Laugh To Live.