It's Such A Surprise For The Eastern

Mad Dogs And Englishmen Go Out In The Mid-day Sun; The Japanese Don't Care To, The Chinese Wouldn't Dare To; Hindus And Argentines Sleep Firmly From Twelve To One, But Englishmen Detest A Siesta.

My Philosophy Is As Simple As Ever - Smoking, Drinking, Moderate Sexual Intercourse On A Diminishing Scale, Reading And Writing (not Arithmetic). I Have A Selfish Absorption In The Well-being And Achievement Of Noel Coward.

But Why, Oh Why, Do The Wrong People Travel, When The Right People Stay At Home?

As One Gets Older, One Discovers Everything Is Going To Be Exactly The Same With Different Hats On.

How About Slipping Out Of Those Wet Things And Into A Dry Martini?