It's Very Expensive To Be Me.

I Never Thought To Ever Ask For Money. I Was So Stupid.

I Couldn't Make Ends Meet. I Tried Red Lobster. I Tried Wal-mart. I Tried All These Places And I Couldn't Make It. I Couldn't. So, I Tried This Gentlemen's Club, And, You Know, I Worked There, And It Was Just Awful In Those Places. It Was Terrible.

I Finally Feel Like I'm Becoming Somebody. I Really Think Like I Can Do Something. I Just Know I'm Going To Be An Actress. I Want It So Bad.

Men Don't Even Ask Me Out. I Can't Remember The Last Time I Was Asked Out On A Date, And I'm Talking Years Here. I Spend My Life More And More Alone.

I've Been Craving Peanut Butter-and-mayonnaise Fried Cheese Sandwiches.