It Sucks Being Fat, You Know.

I Can't Do That. I'm Already The Single Guy Living In His Parents' House. I Can't Be Seen Digging A Grave In The Middle Of The Night.

My Cranky Cardiologist Says I'm Destined To Die In The Kitchen.

I Think A Lot Of People Are Afraid Of Freedom. They Want Their Lives To Be Controlled, To Be Put Into A Box... Why Should Someone Put A Limit On How Much Fun I Can Have, How Much I Can Accomplish?

In Any Other Job, They're Truck Drivers. In Show-biz, They're Transportation Captains.

I'm Not Against Ratings Per Se. I Think More Information Is Always Good. But I Certainly Don't Think The Government Has To Step In And Set Guidelines For How Shows Should Be Rated.