It Sucks Being Fat, You Know.

George Carlin Is Kind Of My Template Now Because George Carlin Before Was Straight Laced Regular Comic And He Had Short Hair, A Tie, Suit, Nightclub Guy. Then He Said Screw It, Let His Hair Grow, Just Started Telling What He Thought Was The Truth. So That's What I'm Trying To Do.

I Like To Think Of My House As Nothing More Than A Glorified Console For My Television; The Ultimate Stereo Cabinet.

Yeah, Apparently Chasing A Bus Uses Different Muscles Than Sitting And Eating.

I Don't Have A Bluetooth Thing On My Ear. That Bugs Me.

I Do Get The Comics Online I Guess But It's Such A Pain. I'd Rather Just Get Them In The Paper And Read Them.