I Like To Think Of My House

Being A Celebrity You Always Get Really Good Seats To Sporting Events But You Never Get As Good Seats As The Photographers Get. And I Really Love Sports. So One Of The Scams I Have Going Now Is I Want To Learn Sports Photography So I Can Get Better Seats At A Sporting Event.

I Am Happy That I Ran The Half-marathon, But To Me, Just Running And Saying That I Finished A Race Isn't Enough For Me. I Want To Run The Race As Best As I Can. Working Out For Pants Size Isn't Enough. I Need A Goal Or A Race To Get Back On The Treadmill Every Day.

I Used To Go To The Library All The Time When I Was Kid. As A Teenager, I Got A Book On How To Write Jokes At The Library, And That, In Turn, Launched My Comedy Career.

Violence Doesn't Solve Anything? World War I. World War Ii. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who Says Violence Doesn't Solve Anything?

I Love Las Vegas. I Like That Las Vegas Has Everything. Everything And Anything You Want To Do, You Can Do In Las Vegas.