It Was A Dark And Stormy Night.

Every Night It's The Same... I Have Supper In My Red Dish And Drinking Water In My Yellow Dish... Tonight I Think I'll Have My Supper In The Yellow Dish And My Drinking Water In The Red Dish. Life Is Too Short Not To Live It Up A Little!

Nothing Takes The Taste Out Of Peanut Butter Quite Like Unrequited Love.

My Mind Reels With Sarcastic Replies.

Never Set Your Stomach For A Jelly-bread Sandwich Until You're Sure There's Some Jelly!

You Know What I Think My Best Quality Is? I Think I'm Nice To Have Around. I'd Hate It If I Weren't Around!