It Was A Great Honour To Be

Did You See Where President Reagan Finally Got A Hearing Aid? People Have Been Telling Him To Get One For Years, But He Couldn't Hear Them.

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

For The First Time, You Can Actually See The Losers Turn Green

Our First Stop Was Red Square, The Heart Of Moscow - If Moscow Has One.

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.