Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

I Like To Come To Washington, D.c., At Least Once A Year. Why Should My Tax Money Travel More Than I Do?

I've Got To Watch Myself These Days. It's Too Exciting Watching Anyone Else.

I Always Like To Go To Washington D.c. It Gives Me A Chance To Visit My Money.

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.