It Was Kind Of Exciting Being On

You Really Get The Most Out Of Sweet Corn If You Pick The Corn Off The Stalk And Rush It To A Pot Of Boiling Water. The Longer You Wait, The More Sugar You Lose. But If You Get It In The First Half Hour, That Is The Sweetest Corn Ever.

News Conferences Are The Only Chance The American Public Has To See Ronald Reagan Use His Mind.

The President's Very Shrewd

My Mother Gave Me A Push. If I Hadn't Had Her, Maybe I Wouldn't Have Had The Push. If I Hadn't Gone To Military School, Maybe I Wouldn't Have Decided To Get With The Program. Maybe I'd Be Running A Bulldozer, Rather Than Going On And Doing Something More.

If You Sent Me To Cover A Pie-baking Contest On Mother's Day, I'm Going To Ask Dear Old Mom Why She Used Artificial Sweetener Or Stole The Apples!