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Most Personal Correspondence Of Today Consists Of Letters The First Half Of Which Are Given Over To An Indexed Statement Of Why The Writer Hasn't Written Before, Followed By One Paragraph Of Small Talk, With The Remainder Devoted To Reasons Why It Is Imperative That The Letter Be Brought To A Close.

But Compared With The Task Of Selecting A Piece Of French Pastry Held By An Impatient Waiter A Move In Chess Is Like Reaching For A Salary Check In Its Demand On The Contemplative Faculties.

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Defining And Analyzing Humor Is A Pastime Of Humorless People.

One Of The Chief Duties Of The Fan Is To Engage In Arguments With The Man Behind Him. This Department Of The Game Has Been Allowed To Run Down Fearfully.